How To Get Insanely Strong, Huge, Ripped & Never Worry About Pregnancy

So I think I’ve found the perfect answer for guys who want to …

• Get super strong!
• Get massive size!
• Get absolutely shredded!
• And for the the best part?

Never Have To Worry About Birth Control!

Introducing: Testosterone!

I’ve long heard stories of guys who go on cycles losing their ability to father children, however I never thought about it being a legitimate form of birth control … until now.

Excuse my excitement, but this should be front page news!

Why am I just hearing about this now?

USA Today reports on a study that apparently showed up in the June 2009 issue of the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism…

“Injectable testosterone may be an effective form of male contraception, new research suggests.

Chinese researchers injected 1,045 healthy, fertile Chinese men aged 20 to 45 years with a 500 milligram formulation of testosterone undecanoate in tea seed oil once a month for 30 months …

… All of the study participants had a normal medical history and had fathered at least one child within two years of beginning the study. The female partners of the study participants, aged 18 and 38 years, also had normal reproductive function.

Results showed a contraceptive failure rate of 1.1 per 100 men in the 24-month efficacy phase, resulting in pregnancy. The researchers noted that no serious adverse events were reported in any of the men and, in all but two men, reproductive function returned to the normal fertile reference range.”

I’m Bad At Math, But That’s Like a 99% Success Rate Right?

Imagine that, if you did test, you could not only get strong, motivated, more zest for life, more muscle, more ambition, more sex drive, more everything … but also … you could also have a 99% effective form of birth control.

Combine that with all the other birth control options out there and you could severely sabotage your chances of ever leaving an heir to your family name, almost to the point of zero!

The Bad News For All Non-Asians …

According to a Times article on the same trial …

“according to several proof-of-concept studies, Asian men maintained a suppressed sperm count with greater frequency than Caucasians, but researchers still don’t know why …”

Hmm, so the therapy is slightly less effective on men that aren’t Asian …

That makes sense, after all, Asian men are the weaker race …

(For my Asian roommate, Paul, who’s reading this right now–GOTCHA!)

But did you also know Asians seem to have a higher tolerance for eating processed carbohydrates without gaining body fat? Yeah, so they got a little good and a little bad in the genes department — don’t we all!

Now here’s some math that really blows my mind …

+ More Testosterone = More Women – Less Babies!

Think about that for a minute …

Everything that extra testosterone can give you, women adore …

• Ambition
• Drive
• Sexual prowess
• Muscle
• Might
• Ability to hunt down wild animals, club them, drag them back to the cave, and skewer over an open fire …

AND the excess testosterone keeps you from accidentally starting families.

Seriously, What could be better than this and why haven’t I heard of it before?

The SERIOUSLY Bad News …

Apprently, for whatever reason, the “powers that be” have decided to stop funding big-pharma research into a male contraceptive like this.

Which means, we probably will never see a “legal”, commercially available testosterone based birth control product on the market.

So where does that leave you and I?

Well, I guess there’s always Hormone Replacement Therapy … or the well-known back-room gym equivalent … steroid cycles … but … I just don’t feel all that safe altering my hormone levels on the advice of just anyone.

So once again, I’m left with a deep, dark, emptiness inside that extra testosterone would surely blast away … yet … I can’t have that either. FML